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Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist,
While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely,
The Opportunist


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A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :
"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
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He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".






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Teacher: If d radius of a round thing is 'z' & d height is 'a', what do you get?
Pappu: Volume of a circle is: Pi x radius square x height.
So you get a Pizza.


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The tree does not withdraw its shade even from the woodcutter. So luv even those who hurt U, they'll realise your worth someday.

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Headlines:
42% of Indian children underweight, PM calls it a 'National Shame'.
What about d 50% children & 80% adults who r overweight/obese. Is that A National Pride?

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It's not that I wanna be the only person in your life. I just wanna be the only one that actually matters.

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What is love?
In Math, it's a problem.
In History, it's a battle.
In Science, it's a reaction.
In Art, it's a heart.
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Friendship is not a Game to Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
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A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote :
"Re.10 for 1 mark"
Paper was checked by Santa
.
.
.
He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote:
"U got 28 marks, keep the balance".
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Santa to Boss: Sir, Banta is waiting outside your room with a basket full of underwears.
Boss: Oh no! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 minutes.


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I love my six pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat.
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The tree does not withdraw its shade even from the woodcutter. So luv even those who hurt U, they'll realise your worth someday.


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It's painful to know that you'll never be mine. But it is more painful to realize that I knew it all the time!